He is going to deck her

One of these days, and my money is on sooner rather than later.

Natalie has discovered the joys of (playfully) tormenting Oliver. Last night, just before I took him to bed, she was chasing him around the house, trying to put a piece of fabric on his head. All the while singing "Oliver's a bride! You're a girl! Put your veil on! Here comes the bride". He was laughing, but trying like hell to outrun her.

Then this morning, she put a headband with sheep's ears on him. More chasing and "Mary had a little lamb". Over and over and over.

I tell him he gets one free shot. :-P