Irony

Natalie wanted to wear one of her new shirts. It's pretty much all white, with a big panda on the front of it. I just told her to be careful with it at school, because it would be hard to bleach; normally I don't sweat dirt on clothes.

So, she gets off the school bus, we're walking up our drive, and she says "Look Mommy, I didn't get my shirt dirty!"....

As she's dragging her sleeve across the back of Jon's filthy car.

LOL